August 5, 2007 at 3:23 am | Government & Politics
- Posted by Ted Sheridan |
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Hillary Clinton never returned my call
Especially when affronted
About something as silly as her
Recent display of cleavage
I guess even though she only showed
A little more than most men own
It was done perhaps without intention?
And therefore had nothing to do with the comments by
Her very pretty and feminine opposing candidate
John ‘The Breck Girl’ Edward’s wife Elisabeth
Claiming that her husband was more of a woman than Hillary
And just for an extra crushing blow
How about ‘She looks like a man in a pantsuit’
Well Hillary I must in all ‘honesty’ (new word for Liberals) confess
Were I not a contented and happily married man
With a mortgage to pay and a loving sexy wife
I’d place my hands upon your tiny breast
And wrapping my legs around your ‘tree trunk’ size thighs
I’d hold on and ride you, you sexy thing, for dear life
Like a loyal and abiding ‘tree hugging liberal’
In an attempt to save an old forest from the saw
But since you won’t return my call
I guess the one thing I wanted you to know
It’s not the size of the utter which matters…..
It’s how much you tax the cow….
P.S.
I don’t know in some sort of sick and demented way
I’m guessing, I could be sexually attracted to you after all…..
This is America
2007 © T Sheridan |
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Someone on another site just asked, “How deep do you think those pantsuit pockets are? And my anwser was, “Deep enought to allow her to scratch her balls.”
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The Republican’s are not going to win in 2008 by revealing Hillary is an unattractive woman, or by trying to defeminize her. They need to put up a viable candidate who can make American’s feel secure that he or she will successfully lead the nation. Or they could pick a woman to run against Hillary. Someone like Susan Collins or Olympia Snowe.
The Republican party used to be about less government and true democracy. Today it is about restricting citizen rights and pushing Christianity to the forefront of every issue.
Quite frankly, the Republican’s need a candidate with guts. Something Bush did not have.
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Oh, yes- after these terrible Bush years America needs a true leader - almost a giant. Some normal guy won’t be able to do it - there are so many problems inside, plus two ugly powers competing for world ownership (Islamists, China) and lots of worries with trade and budget. However will become president, I sincerely wish him or good luck - the western world needs to be more united then ever, if we wish to confront to master the challenges ahead. Hence, I don’t mind about aging silicon. Cheers
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Susan Collins or Olympia Snowe….say it ain’t so! Christ, haven’t we suffered enough?